The Abyss

superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

tatehorror:

compliments from the babe <3

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daftpunkforcutie:

what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it
  • me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
  • me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN

confirmance:

Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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thatfunnyblog:

Words. To. Live. By.