The Abyss
scientifrick:

this just in facebook hiring carrots in an attempt to infiltrate us

feggotdesu:

dating me means dating my anxiety and my random spouts of depression it means dating my panic attacks at 11pm or 2 am or 5am or anytime of the day for that matter it means dating my mood swings where i get really upset over everything about me and all my insecurities and how i’m not good enough because i’m never good enough

srsfunny:

Australia’s Not All That Badhttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

clockw0rks:

Don’t make me snap my fingers in a 

Z formation

Exclamation

Hip rotation

Butt sensation

ETERNAL DAMNATION

olympicstupiditygoldmedalist:

Seeing a tumblr URL that is almost completely like yours.

r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

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“no.”

spaghettl:

on my grave i want VIP not RIP

tupacabra:

you: i’m so cold

me: i could warm you up ;)

you: how? ;)

me:

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  • friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
  • me: can i have some
cute-overload:

Tikkah the chick herding spaniel who carefully picks up stragglers and brings them home in her mouth.
maternalgoddess:

kata-pillla:

itcouldbefate:

Getting #tattooed and feeding my baby. I’m a #badassmama. #normalizebreastfeeding

I literally am obsessed with this. The amount of respect I have for this mama is unmeasurable. Not only is it a big fuck you to people who think public breast feeding is wrong, it’s a fuck you to people who think tattooed people aren’t good parents

Rock on, Mama! \m/