when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything
I came out to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now
finishing a bottle of shampoo and conditioner at the same time is the biggest achievement of my life
- Straight haired person: Just comb it!
- Curly haired person:
i dialed 666 and it rang twice and then went to voicemail??? the devil fckin SAW that i was calling, decided i wasn’t worth his time, and hit decline???? wow. fuck a fake friend where ya real friends at…………….
- Me: cremation or burial?
- Armando: fellatio